Tag: funny
group name: wedontcare
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October 07, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
"How are you, darling?" she said.
"What kind of a day are you having?" . . . more
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October 20, 2007 06:29 PM EDT --
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh," . . . more
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October 30, 2007 11:41 AM EDT --
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my . . . more
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September 07, 2007 09:15 PM EDT --
The following story is a true story, nothing is made up and though you might find it sad, I think it is hillarious. Please realize I am 52 years old and I hope you find it funny because I do. . . . more
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October 02, 2007 10:49 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
HUSBAND 1.0 There are alot of pressures to upgrade from Boyfriend 6.0
to Husband 1.0. However before doing so make sure you understand the
implications of this change...
. . . more
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October 30, 2007 11:46 AM EDT --
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set . . . more
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October 30, 2007 11:51 AM EDT --
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two . . . more
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October 16, 2007 05:36 PM EDT --
The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General:
Everything Men Know About Women
End of Report
U.S. Attorney General's Office
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October 26, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
Non-copywrite joke
Who Says There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
These are questions that people actually asked of ParkRangers around the country, proving once again that thereis . . . more
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September 21, 2007 09:07 PM EDT --
Ok, I came in around 10:00 PM last night, after watching the "Survivor" premiere with some friends, and and when I came in I saw a snake on the floor. There is background to this. . . . more
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August 31, 2007 01:00 PM EDT --
ok here is the rules name a movie that you have seen that you would like to have been in or that you would want to take a person out of home with you lol
i woudl like to throw my first one in . . . more
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September 02, 2007 07:50 PM EDT --
Remember when I told you that I did the laundry, and hubby and I ended up with a lot of PINK undies? Hehehhhehe. Well, today it changed to grey. We don't have any cold water, . . . more
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December 05, 2007 05:11 PM EST --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
This is hysterical
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February 03, 2008 11:16 PM EST --
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look . . . more
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July 25, 2008 12:49 AM EDT --
A point of view ... Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.. . . . more
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September 30, 2007 08:29 PM EDT --
I think its funny when people try and advertise things and get it all wrong. I worked at a newspaper one year and I didn't find any bloopers. So here are ones that I have found that I want to share . . . more
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November 03, 2007 12:16 AM EDT --
Going back to childhood days or maybe not maybe even today at whatever age we all are; who was or is your favorite cartoon character?
I think mine was a toss up between Scooby Doo and Bugs Bunny! Scooby . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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