Tag: humor
group name: wedontcare
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October 07, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
"How are you, darling?" she said.
"What kind of a day are you having?" . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:54 AM EDT --
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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October 20, 2007 06:29 PM EDT --
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh," . . . more
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October 04, 2007 04:39 AM EDT --
Taken from an email (written by MR Ziegler of Cornell University I have permission to reprint)
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket . . . more
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October 16, 2007 05:36 PM EDT --
The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General:
Everything Men Know About Women
End of Report
U.S. Attorney General's Office
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September 02, 2007 10:24 AM EDT --
JULIE DELPHYS DEBUT AS A DIRECTOR IS A SCINTILLATINGLY FUNNY LOOK AT MODERN DAY RELATIONSHIPS ,ITS LIKE A WOMAN IS STRIPPING HER SOUL TO SHOW YOU HER WOUNDS AND THE INSESECURITIES OF . . . more
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September 21, 2007 09:07 PM EDT --
Ok, I came in around 10:00 PM last night, after watching the "Survivor" premiere with some friends, and and when I came in I saw a snake on the floor. There is background to this. . . . more
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January 08, 2008 05:04 PM EST --
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked the flight attendant for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. . . . more
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July 29, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
I have lived in Arizona since 2000 and I have only seen two scorpions on my property in that time. Neither event was anything worthy of a traumatic scorpion story that gets passed down for generations. . . . more
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September 13, 2007 02:37 AM EDT --
Most of us are given around 70 years on planet earth. Some more, some less. We all go through the different stages of life. We are all heading to an ending to our lives. There is no way to escape the death . . . more
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July 23, 2008 03:06 PM EDT --
Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.
I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.
If I put a live mouse in my . . . more
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February 26, 2008 04:52 PM EST --
Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? . . . more
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July 25, 2008 12:49 AM EDT --
A point of view ... Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.. . . . more
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July 30, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
For the back story, you may want to refer the post I put up yesterday, “Tales from the Scorpion Files” . I have made it no secret that I abhor scorpions and just about every other insect that . . . more
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January 04, 2008 10:53 AM EST --
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir ... mighty scarce."
~ Mark Twain
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June 09, 2008 12:18 PM EDT --
The Best of Everything is on a mission to categorize and name The Best of... Everything. . This appeared there first. Submit your own nomination today!
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November 18, 2007 02:20 PM EST --
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know
that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit . . . more
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September 30, 2007 08:29 PM EDT --
I think its funny when people try and advertise things and get it all wrong. I worked at a newspaper one year and I didn't find any bloopers. So here are ones that I have found that I want to share . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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